or it's like finding something pretty in a jar of lies
and if you want just hide your eyes behind your hair.
but you can't see me then you can't find me anywhere."
-Please Please Please
-SHOUT OUT LOUDS
10 CONYO-MANDMENTS
October 25, 2008
So here it is na. The 10 conyo-mandments na. Make basa na and have fun speaking in conyo. And for more conyo fun, make visit nalang I.PH’s official conyo thread sa forums. Credits to my TL Shaun for sending me this conyomandments nga pala.
10 CONYO-MANDMENTS
1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”
2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”
3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, Physics is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!” (more…)
